While in his death throes, he knocks over his various animal cages, and the animals feed on his corpse for the next couple weeks until the police come. The neurotoxic venom causes a fatal heart attack. #125: Love BuggedA French man with an interest in lizards and bugs decides to try and build an immunity to black widow spider venom by letting one bite him. #832: LesbocutionA woman, drunk, coming off a string of bad heterosexual relationships, and entertaining the notion of being a lesbian with her friend/crush from junior high, steps into a puddle with a live wire in it while barefoot and is electrocuted. His "victim" dies not from getting shot, but by falling on top of a rattlesnake and getting bit in the heart. #92: Fang BangedTwo drunk brothers are out hunting when one of them starts opening fire on the other. The victim survives the dumping and is not completely buried, but the weight from the gravel on his chest keeps his lungs from expanding, eventually asphyxiating him. #402: Constriction AccidentAn incompetent (and hungover) construction worker accidentally dumps gravel on another worker who's working in a pit. Incompetent EMS workers send each half of his body to different hospitals. #208: Semi-CideA man working on his car is accidentally bisected when an 18-wheeler runs over his torso.
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